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- acgofer
- um Feb 18, 10, 08:21:01 AM
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1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
* They're all sitting at the penny machines.
* They're the ones walking around the casino not gambling.
2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
* Any bet with YOUR money! -
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- daniel.affactive
- um Feb 18, 10, 08:40:44 AM
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Hi,
Yesterday winners:
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What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
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and for the second time: Acgofer
What’s the difference between a gambler and a stock broker?
A Gambler can play naked. A stockbroker wears dress clothes.
Good work!
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- REDSKINS707
- um Feb 18, 10, 08:52:59 AM
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how to spot a lousy gambler ? he would be the one betting that the raiders are goin to win the superbowl and they arent even in it the worst bet u could make would be to use your kids as collateral that the raiders will win the superbowl ;D
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- Beantwortet von
- helwin
- um Feb 18, 10, 02:09:38 PM
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- zuletzt aktiv vor 9 tage
1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
I don't know how to put my picture here
2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
pushing the max credit button after putting in the end of the short money you just got there with and getting 0 back
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- Beantwortet von
- helwin
- um Feb 18, 10, 02:13:09 PM
- Super Hero 2000
- zuletzt aktiv vor 9 tage
1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
when there's a long line of people standing behind you waiting for your machine
2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
In my case, that I'm coming home with money -
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- daniel.affactive
- um Feb 18, 10, 03:47:34 PM
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Hi everybody,
Last reminder: The funniest answer tomorrow will win $500 Free Chip!
Get ready!
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- bull
- um Feb 18, 10, 04:30:54 PM
- Full Member 194
- zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre
How can you spot a lousy gambler?
He's the one who thinks a poker face means painting a spade, heart, diamond, and club on his forehead.
What's the worst bet a person can make?
Betting the cop you can beat him to the station. -
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- bull
- um Feb 18, 10, 09:56:09 PM
- Full Member 194
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How can you spot a lousy gambler?
He's the one doing the touchdown dance at the poker table after he looks at his initial deal.
What's the worst bet a person can make?
Dude, betting on me getting lucky this decade after the jokes I've cracked about my wife. -
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- daniel.affactive
- um Feb 19, 10, 02:48:38 AM
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And now, the final question.
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
May the funniest man/woman win! :D
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- allyoop
- um Feb 19, 10, 03:07:22 AM
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?ý
I would try with all my being to be as quiet as a mouse and keep it as secret as possible, and quickly move my family to place where no 1 knows us so we would be safe and could live stress free, comfortable,happy lives, and help less fortunate (not funny, but what I would love to do) -
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- allyoop
- um Feb 19, 10, 03:15:34 AM
- Sr. Member 364
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?ý
I would have to shower and change since I just peed my pants and I don't want smell like it when I go to the Lottery office to cash in! -
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- REDSKINS707
- um Feb 19, 10, 04:40:53 AM
- Full Member 124
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if i won the mega million lottery i would go to the bank and withdrawl $100000000 go buy some elmers glue get butt naked spread the glue all over my body throw the money on the floor and start rollin in it then i would go to my job and tell my boss he can take his job a stick it where the sun dont shine becuz i aint workin no more
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- um Feb 19, 10, 07:32:22 AM
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- rokko
- um Feb 19, 10, 07:54:19 AM
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
Set up the first annual LCB World Conference on Rokkofornia
(The Island Formerly Known As Mauritius).
Of course you are all invited.
Please just pm me wether you prefer smoker or non-smoker flights.
By standard all my planes come with ashtrays. I would have to order
some more fresh planes for the non-smokers of you. -
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- um Feb 19, 10, 10:02:51 AM
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Hello,
Yesterday winners are:
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how can you spot a lousy gambler?
they are the one that keeps going to the ATM machine
and Viper1972
What’s the worst bet a person can make?
Well betting on your woman that she'll admit she was wrong! I've never won that bet lol!!!!!
Congratulations! You both won $50 Free chip at Winpalace casino. Please PM me your usernames.
I see that picking the big winner for is going to be very hard...
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- daniel.affactive
- um Feb 19, 10, 10:04:34 AM
- Super Hero 1199
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Sorry,
You got it now!
Daniel
Hi,
To all previous winners: your accounts have been credited.
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Thanks Daniel!
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- bull
- um Feb 19, 10, 10:29:09 AM
- Full Member 194
- zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre
WAIT!!!What's the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?..........Hire a pool boy for the wife (the b****rd would probably get lucky...), build a house and fill the rooms with computers, then invite all you naked online gamblers over and keep you supplied with bottomless (pun TOTALLY intended) VISA giftcards....GIDDY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Beantwortet von
- medtrans
- um Feb 19, 10, 12:09:54 PM
- Super Hero 1359
- zuletzt aktiv vor 3 jahre
What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?ý
I would head right to WinPalace to double it. Then I would have 2 mega-millions and be the largest winner at WinPalace ever!
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- dirkemans
- um Feb 19, 10, 03:44:22 PM
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whats the first thing you would do if you won mega million lottery?
i would put half on red and half on black and pray the zero doesnt come,
then if red or black comes three times in a row put it all on the opposite color.
then if i win: i would make my own online casino, where i would accept all countries, give all no deposit of 10 euro's and make a max cashout of 1000%
no playthrough, deposit required of minimum 20, delay all payments for 3 years, take the interest of the total money deposited, my own bankroll mega million leftovers and then:
buy 20.000.000 tickets for the next mega million lottery...
oh and where do gamblers go when they die?
youll see a huge stick (the ones that croupiers use for chipcollecting) coming out of the sky and you will here a voice : NO MORE BETS PLEASE!
if u were good it will be god, if u were bad it will be god, but youll have a playthrough requirement of 99.999.999 times your last bet before getting the heavenly jackpot -
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- tsaunaz
- um Feb 19, 10, 08:10:21 PM
- Newbie 12
- zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre
What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?
Move to the Cayman's (where the tax assessors can't get anymore of it) and hopefully be able to play microgaming games again, then a round-the-world trip of casinos, then probably do it again!!
Oh, I might give my family some cash too......
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