‎ABGESCHLOSSEN – 1450 $ in kostenlosen Chips von WinPalace Casino und LCB ‎in Funny Answers

63,578
Aufrufe
221
Antworten
Letzter Beitrag erstellt vor vor 14 jahre durch viper1972
daniel.affactive

Zurück zur Liste

Mitglieder, die dieses Thema besucht haben, lasen auch:

  • Casino Infinity – Exklusiver Anmeldebonus Nur neue Spieler – keine USA! 125 % bis zu 500 € + 200 FS für ein Spiel nach Wahl des Spielers, das nicht durch die AGB eingeschränkt ist. So...

    Lesen

    Exklusiver Anmeldebonus von Casino Infin...

    2 651
    vor 2 monate

  • Hallo, ich habe auf velvetspins.info gespielt und möchte eine Auszahlung vornehmen. Da ich aus den USA komme, wurde mir gesagt, ich solle mich per E-Mail melden und die BTC-Wallet-Informationen...

    Lesen

    GELÖST: Velvetspin.info Beschwerde

    10 555
    vor 2 monate

  • Betrug!!! Das ist das zweite Mal, dass ich gewinne, und beide Male hatte ich Probleme mit Auszahlungen. Sie halten mich einfach hin und hoffen vielleicht, dass ich vergesse, dass ich bezahlt werden...

    Lesen

    GELÖST: Lucky Owl Club Casino

    6 553
    vor 2 monate

Bitte nutze den oder die Registrierung um mitzumachen.

  • bull
    • Beantwortet von
    • bull
    • um Feb 15, 10, 10:37:46 AM
    • United States Full Member 194
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    Daniel--I pm'd my user name.  Thanks! 


    Hi

    Yesterdays winners are:

    Bull

    Why do men gamble more than women?  Dude, have you seen my wife?

    and as you chose:

    Allyoop:

    What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý

    This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!

    Please send me you Winpalace usernames.

    To all of you that haven't won yet- Don't worry, there are still many free chips to be given, not to mention the $500 Chip in few days.

    Daniel
  • daniel.affactive
    • Beantwortet von
    • daniel.affactive
    • um Feb 15, 10, 02:42:40 PM
    • United States Super Hero 1199
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre

    Dankeschön für diesen Kommentar von:

    Hi Bull, Allyoop, Helwin and Colywog,
    Your accounts have been credited.  smiley
    Have Fun!
    Daniel

  • chachinga
    • Beantwortet von
    • chachinga
    • um Feb 15, 10, 03:12:59 PM
    • United States Jr. Member 53
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?
    poker face and joker clothes

  • GamblingManiac
    • Beantwortet von
    • GamblingManiac
    • um Feb 15, 10, 04:30:42 PM
    • United States Newbie 8
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 13 jahre

    1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎
    With a bankroll like that I wouldn't have time for change . . . I'd be too busy losing it all on slots!

    2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

    Clothes??? Don't have any left, I'm naked all the time now since I sold my clothes for cash to deposit.

  • deesownpl2
    • Beantwortet von
    • deesownpl2
    • um Feb 15, 10, 07:39:19 PM
    • United States Newbie 4
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 9 jahre

    How Can You Tell A Girl Is Bluffing.......  Her Lips Are Moveing

  • deesownpl2
    • Beantwortet von
    • deesownpl2
    • um Feb 15, 10, 07:44:59 PM
    • United States Newbie 4
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 9 jahre

    How would a millions of dollars change your personality ?  ...........................WITH A MILLION WHO NEEDS ONE

  • daniel.affactive
    • Beantwortet von
    • daniel.affactive
    • um Feb 16, 10, 04:04:02 AM
    • United States Super Hero 1199
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre

    Hello everybody,

    Here are today's questions:

    1. What would you name your very own racehorse?‎

    2. How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?‎ ( i think the newbies here might learn from this)

    Both winners, as usual, will get $50 free chip, and in 2 days, we will give a $500 free chip to one lucky winner!

    Enjoy!

    Daniel

  • everyone
    • Beantwortet von
    • everyone
    • um Feb 16, 10, 06:12:02 AM
    • Romania Full Member 135
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    What would you name your very own racehorse?‎
    Andady
    How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?‎
    When i losse more then 50$ or win...

  • helwin
    • Beantwortet von
    • helwin
    • um Feb 16, 10, 07:45:56 AM
    • Nevada Super Hero 2000
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 14 tage

    1. What would you name your very own racehorse?‎
    stil(l)etto

  • helwin
    • Beantwortet von
    • helwin
    • um Feb 16, 10, 07:47:22 AM
    • Nevada Super Hero 2000
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 14 tage

    2. How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?ý
        When I hit the cashout button by mistake

  • rokko
    • Beantwortet von
    • rokko
    • um Feb 16, 10, 07:53:08 AM
    • Germany Hero Member 575
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

    When you think spinning is more important than getting a fresh beer.

  • bull
    • Beantwortet von
    • bull
    • um Feb 16, 10, 08:02:45 AM
    • United States Full Member 194
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What would you name your very own racehorse?  
           Sir Win or Glue Factory or Trot to Slot
    How do you know when it's a good time to end an online gaming session?
          When you're still in the clothes you had on three days ago....

  • bull
    • Beantwortet von
    • bull
    • um Feb 16, 10, 08:03:47 AM
    • United States Full Member 194
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    Dankeschön für diesen Kommentar von:

    This could be considered tragic...


    How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

    When you think spinning is more important than getting a fresh beer.
  • lagunagirl
    • Beantwortet von
    • lagunagirl
    • um Feb 16, 10, 08:32:24 AM
    • United States Full Member 193
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 2 jahre

    What would you name your very own racehorse? 

    Thunder or Lightening


    How do you know when it's a good time to end an online gaming session?


    When I hit the spin button and a message comes up...please visit the cashier..and my pre-paid card and bank account is empty smiley

  • daniel.affactive
    • Beantwortet von
    • daniel.affactive
    • um Feb 16, 10, 11:20:16 AM
    • United States Super Hero 1199
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre
    Yesterday winners are........

    Rocco:

    1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎

    It would not be affected - I just redeemed my karma chips.

    and:

    Jakoman:

    How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

    I wear my lucky outfit, ballerina slippers stripped stockings a miniskirt, and a toob top, btw I am 5 foot 8 inches and 300 pounds.. I also am a very hairy Russian man.

    Congratulations, you both won $50 chip!!!

    I'm waiting for your Winpalace usernames.

    Today, it was really hard for us to determine the winners: Bull, you came really close and we decided to give you an additional $30 chip! Personally, I think you should give to your wife.  :D

    1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?
    It wouldn't, but it sure would change the size of my wife's boobs.  Calling Dr. 90210......

    2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?ý
    I dress in the outfit I want to be buried in, just in case my wife finds out how much I've deposited.

    Cheers,

    Daniel
  • REDSKINS707
    • Beantwortet von
    • REDSKINS707
    • um Feb 16, 10, 12:20:36 PM
    • United States Full Member 124
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    i would name my race horse  IN NEED IN DEED  and when i know its time to end my online  gaming session is  when the wife comes in the room with her new victoria secret  peek a boo  see through undies and i dont make a any remark on how hot she looks  exclamation!!! its also when she trips the breaker out side so the power goes out and thats when i know im done!!!!!  fellas dont let this happen to u  shocked

  • bull
    • Beantwortet von
    • bull
    • um Feb 16, 10, 12:25:18 PM
    • United States Full Member 194
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    hahahaha!  Hey, thanks for the chip!  Great surprise!  Yeah, she deserves it for being the brunt of my jokes!  smiley


    Yesterday winners are........

    Rocco:

    1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎

    It would not be affected - I just redeemed my karma chips.

    and:

    Jakoman:

    How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

    I wear my lucky outfit, ballerina slippers stripped stockings a miniskirt, and a toob top, btw I am 5 foot 8 inches and 300 pounds.. I also am a very hairy Russian man.

    Congratulations, you both won $50 chip!!!

    I'm waiting for your Winpalace usernames.

    Today, it was really hard for us to determine the winners: Bull, you came really close and we decided to give you an additional $30 chip! Personally, I think you should give to your wife.  cheesy

    1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?
    It wouldn't, but it sure would change the size of my wife's boobs.  Calling Dr. 90210......

    2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?ý
    I dress in the outfit I want to be buried in, just in case my wife finds out how much I've deposited.

    Cheers,

    Daniel

  • bull
    • Beantwortet von
    • bull
    • um Feb 16, 10, 12:27:37 PM
    • United States Full Member 194
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    (bull99dt)  Thanks again!

  • acgofer
    • Beantwortet von
    • acgofer
    • um Feb 16, 10, 12:44:08 PM
    • United States Super Hero 1220
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 4 jahre

    If we won already, are we not allowed to enter again?
    thx!

  • rokko
    • Beantwortet von
    • rokko
    • um Feb 16, 10, 12:59:27 PM
    • Germany Hero Member 575
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    WOOOOHOOOO!

    coolKarma pays off!!! cool

    Thank you very much Daniel! Just sent you a pm.

    BTW: In the world of adult entertainment a Rocco is well known; although not in online gambling cheesy

    My looks are surely good enough for the movies, but my alias is actually derived from a cartoon show.

  • Dedi1981
    • Beantwortet von
    • Dedi1981
    • um Feb 16, 10, 01:35:06 PM
    • Netherlands Hero Member 919
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What would you name your very own racehorse?
    Tony Twolegs A.K.A twolegged freak!

  • Dedi1981
    • Beantwortet von
    • Dedi1981
    • um Feb 16, 10, 01:40:40 PM
    • Netherlands Hero Member 919
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

    When your wife lying in bed, naked with her hands cuffed, whispering 'I've been naughty, please punish me'!!

  • audiurs6
    • Beantwortet von
    • audiurs6
    • um Feb 16, 10, 02:51:52 PM
    • United Kingdom Newbie 1
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 14 jahre

    What would you name your very own racehorse?
    Galloping-knob-rot
    How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?
    5 seconds after the "blue screen of death"

  • LhasaLover
    • Beantwortet von
    • LhasaLover
    • um Feb 16, 10, 04:54:04 PM
    • United States Hero Member 847
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre
    How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?


    There's a "good time to end an online gaming session"?  Oh, wow.....  huh
  • daniel.affactive
    • Beantwortet von
    • daniel.affactive
    • um Feb 16, 10, 05:13:33 PM
    • United States Super Hero 1199
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre

    Sure you can!
    You can win more then one time


    If we won already, are we not allowed to enter again?
    thx!
  • chachinga
    • Beantwortet von
    • chachinga
    • um Feb 16, 10, 05:54:01 PM
    • United States Jr. Member 53
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    whens a good time to end gambling session?

    when you're doing the pee pee dance in your seat..

  • colywog
    • Beantwortet von
    • colywog
    • um Feb 16, 10, 06:18:00 PM
    • United States Hero Member 742
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    What would you name your very own racehorse?

    Forest....

    run forest, run.....

  • colywog
    • Beantwortet von
    • colywog
    • um Feb 16, 10, 06:20:39 PM
    • United States Hero Member 742
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    When's a good time to end a gambling session?

    The kids are screaming, the phone is ringing, the dinner is burning.

    And it's all going on at the same time for the past half hour.

  • Shelli
    • Beantwortet von
    • Shelli
    • um Feb 16, 10, 06:45:02 PM
    • United States Super Hero 2183
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

    When you wake up with more money in your account than you remember because you were spinning in you sleep!!!

  • BIGLEAN
    • Beantwortet von
    • BIGLEAN
    • um Feb 16, 10, 07:42:50 PM
    • United States Super Hero 1458
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 5 jahre
    Q. What would you name your very own racehorse?
    A. REELWINNER!

    Q. When's a good time to end a gambling session?
    A. When you develop carpal tunel/tendinitis in your finger(s) in a few hours!



  • daniel.affactive
    • Beantwortet von
    • daniel.affactive
    • um Feb 17, 10, 04:15:40 AM
    • United States Super Hero 1199
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre

    Good morning everybody,

    Only four $50 Free chips left and one $500 chip.

    Here are today's questions:

    1. What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

    2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?‎

    C'mon, give it your best shot!

    Daniel

  • allyoop
    • Beantwortet von
    • allyoop
    • um Feb 17, 10, 04:32:56 AM
    • United States Sr. Member 364
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    1. What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
    They are both usually a little on the skinny side, have a lot of conditions, and generally don't last very long.

    2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?ý
    401K and health insurance.

  • Dedi1981
    • Beantwortet von
    • Dedi1981
    • um Feb 17, 10, 04:45:23 AM
    • Netherlands Hero Member 919
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

    *Once you got it, you'd never want anything else!
    *They dont eat

  • rokko
    • Beantwortet von
    • rokko
    • um Feb 17, 10, 05:13:21 AM
    • Germany Hero Member 575
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?‎
    Stock brokers don´t play with their own money.

  • rokko
    • Beantwortet von
    • rokko
    • um Feb 17, 10, 06:01:53 AM
    • Germany Hero Member 575
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?‎
    Stock brokers have more colourfull charts for their systems.

  • rokko
    • Beantwortet von
    • rokko
    • um Feb 17, 10, 06:52:10 AM
    • Germany Hero Member 575
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
    You go for the jackpot and end up with a size zero.

  • chachinga
    • Beantwortet von
    • chachinga
    • um Feb 17, 10, 08:04:28 AM
    • United States Jr. Member 53
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?ý

    they're both gamblers, however one is usually in a suit and tie

  • colywog
    • Beantwortet von
    • colywog
    • um Feb 17, 10, 08:26:44 AM
    • United States Hero Member 742
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
    Both are hard to get!

  • colywog
    • Beantwortet von
    • colywog
    • um Feb 17, 10, 08:34:30 AM
    • United States Hero Member 742
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
    Your always trying to find ways to keep them coming!

  • daniel.affactive
    • Beantwortet von
    • daniel.affactive
    • um Feb 17, 10, 08:40:32 AM
    • United States Super Hero 1199
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre

    Dankeschön für diesen Kommentar von:

    Hello,

    Yesterday winners are:

    Audiurs6:

    What would you name your very own racehorse?

    Galloping-knob-rot

    REDSKINS707:

    How do you know when it's a good time to end an online gaming session?

    I would name my race horse  IN NEED IN DEED  and when I know its time to end my online  gaming session is  when the wife comes in the room with her new Victoria secrets  peek a boo  see through undies and i don't make a any remark on how hot she looks!!!!! It's also when she trips the breaker out side so the power goes out and that's when i know I'm done!!!!!  Fellas don't let this happen to u  :o


    You both won $50 Free chip! Please send me your Winpalace usernames.

    Cheers,

    Daniel

  • bull
    • Beantwortet von
    • bull
    • um Feb 17, 10, 09:34:49 AM
    • United States Full Member 194
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
          Man, I'd do just about anything to have either one of them...

  • chachinga
    • Beantwortet von
    • chachinga
    • um Feb 17, 10, 12:12:18 PM
    • United States Jr. Member 53
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

    things in your sweet dreams.

  • chachinga
    • Beantwortet von
    • chachinga
    • um Feb 17, 10, 12:22:25 PM
    • United States Jr. Member 53
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

    they can cause woodies !

  • acgofer
    • Beantwortet von
    • acgofer
    • um Feb 17, 10, 01:08:31 PM
    • United States Super Hero 1220
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 4 jahre

    1. What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

    You can't wait to get your hands on either one.

    They both get you excited.

    2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?

    A Gambler can play naked. A stockbroker wears dress clothes.


  • colywog
    • Beantwortet von
    • colywog
    • um Feb 17, 10, 08:59:23 PM
    • United States Hero Member 742
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    What's the difference between a gambler and a stockbroker?

    The commute.

  • BIGLEAN
    • Beantwortet von
    • BIGLEAN
    • um Feb 17, 10, 09:20:02 PM
    • United States Super Hero 1458
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 5 jahre

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

    They are usually very "skinny"

  • bull
    • Beantwortet von
    • bull
    • um Feb 17, 10, 11:10:42 PM
    • United States Full Member 194
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 6 jahre

    What's the difference between a gambler and a stockbroker?
                In these times, THE SPELLING!

  • helwin
    • Beantwortet von
    • helwin
    • um Feb 18, 10, 12:54:43 AM
    • Nevada Super Hero 2000
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 14 tage

    What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
    long legs

  • daniel.affactive
    • Beantwortet von
    • daniel.affactive
    • um Feb 18, 10, 03:41:55 AM
    • United States Super Hero 1199
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 8 jahre

    Hello,

    One more day to go till the $500 chip. shocked

    Here are the last $50 questions, to get you warmed up for tomorrow:

    1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?

    2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?

    Daniel

  • allyoop
    • Beantwortet von
    • allyoop
    • um Feb 18, 10, 03:59:07 AM
    • United States Sr. Member 364
    • zuletzt aktiv vor 7 jahre

    1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
    Easy, he/she is the one thats always scratching themselves!

    2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
    "I bet I can get that scratchy guy/girl's phone number before we leave here"

Aktivitäten in den letzten 24 Stunden auf LCB

Die meistegelesenen Beiträge im Forum

Bixy
Bixy Serbia vor 1 monat
14

Decode Casino – Exklusive Freispiele Alle Spieler – USA, OK! 50 Freispiele im Zug nach Rio Grande (BGaming) So erhalten Sie den Bonus: Spieler müssen sich über unseren LINK anmelden , sich...
Decode Casino – Exklusive Freispiele

14 Ansehen
Anchi
Anchi Serbia vor 1 monat
210

Alle für Ihr Land verfügbaren Casinoboni finden Sie auf unserer Themenseite zu Halloween-Boni. Wir werden in diesem Thread auch Updates posten, damit es für Sie bequemer ist. Wenn Sie...
Die besten Halloween-Casino-Boni für 2024

210 Ansehen
Anchi
Anchi Serbia vor 2 monate
3

Goat Spins Spielbank Freispiele ohne Einzahlung Nur neue Spieler – USA OK! Betrag: 45 Freispiele So fordern Sie den Bonus an: Spieler müssen sich über unseren LINK anmelden und den Bonus an der...
Goat Spins Casino Keine Einzahlung

3 Ansehen