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i would have to come back as a ghost cause i had a heart attack and i want to see how my kids are spending my money

I would buy myself a title of nobility (you really can ya know) and call myself the Duchess of Biteme!

What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?

I would give it all away to charity...
YEAH RIGHT

what is the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?

Probibly go dumpster diving for the ticket(threw it away yesturday!!)

What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?‎

Move to one of those places where you can, and start an online casino!!  CHA-CHING CHA-CHINg

What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?‎

Find some tape seeing that I thought I had one of those gag-gift lotto tickets and tore it up

What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?‎

commission a painting of me in my lucky outfit

btw username is jakoman

So, thinking it's only fair, as my wife's been the brunt of many a joke, I decided to give her a cut of the imaginary mega-million.   What's the first thing she would do if I won a mega-million lottery?....Purchase an evening out with Olympic skier Bode Miller.  What the?!!!  And she assured me he was likely quick as a silver bullet ONLY on the slopes, which I'm thinking is a jab at my own personal speed, on cotton sheets, not sheets of ice or snow...  Ouch.  Way harsh.   Sure, it's all fun and games 'til someone's ego gets hurt....

What is he first thing I would do if i won the mega lottery?

Leave town before the family find out.

Hi All,

The contest is officially closed!


Thanks to all of you ,this last day was real fun.  We we will go over all the answers and we'll announce the winner on Sunday, at  4 AM.

Have a great weekend,

Daniel

1. How can you tell if a girl is bluffing?
             
                                          Her lips are moving

How can you tell a girl is bluffing?

                      Her eyes are open

2. What did the king of spades say to the queen of hearts?

"Hey Queenie, let's play solitaire. you on top this time."

Hi,

And the winner is.................Mamrone:

* first thing i would do is look for my ticket cause knowing my luck  l lost it.
* i would call my husband at work and tell him to come home and pack and when he asked where we were going i'd say no where your'e out of here
*i would go to the bank and take it all in fifty dollar bills then go home and threw them all over my bed and jump into it naked and threw them up in the air and scream
*i would have to push my button on my life alert and say HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANNT GET UP!  

You won $500 Free Chip!

Thank you all very much for taking part. It was really fun to read your answers every morning.

See you all in the next contest!

Daniel

my personal opinion or humor would have chosen other answers ( including my own)
:p
BUT i did find the lost ticket one, a worthy contestant ^^
and regardless of my opinion..CONGRATS MAMRONE!
hope you break the bank with it!

CONGRATS MAMRONE!!!!!!!!!!!  Now win BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Congrats!

thank you all very much it couldn't have come at a better time. yesterday i did a very stupid thing. i had my money but to 1900 and instead of taking it out i lost it all so when i woke up this morning and saw this i couldn't believe it i promise not to be so stupid with this money and again thanks to all of friends here at LCB i love this site.

Congrats Mamrone, now you can jump naked with the $500 chip

congrats Mamrone