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  • Hi All,

    The contest is officially closed!


    Thanks to all of you ,this last day was real fun.  We we will go over all the answers and we'll announce the winner on Sunday, at  4 AM.

    Have a great weekend,

    Daniel

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  • Hi,

    And the winner is.................Mamrone:

    * first thing i would do is look for my ticket cause knowing my luck  l lost it.
    * i would call my husband at work and tell him to come home and pack and when he asked where we were going i'd say no where your'e out of here
    *i would go to the bank and take it all in fifty dollar bills then go home and threw them all over my bed and jump into it naked and threw them up in the air and scream
    *i would have to push my button on my life alert and say HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANNT GET UP!  

    You won $500 Free Chip!

    Thank you all very much for taking part. It was really fun to read your answers every morning.

    See you all in the next contest!

    Daniel

  • my personal opinion or humor would have chosen other answers ( including my own)
    :p
    BUT i did find the lost ticket one, a worthy contestant ^^
    and regardless of my opinion..CONGRATS MAMRONE!
    hope you break the bank with it!

  • CONGRATS MAMRONE!!!!!!!!!!!  Now win BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • Congrats!


    Hi,

    And the winner is.................Mamrone:

    * first thing i would do is look for my ticket cause knowing my luck  l lost it.
    * i would call my husband at work and tell him to come home and pack and when he asked where we were going i'd say no where your'e out of here
    *i would go to the bank and take it all in fifty dollar bills then go home and threw them all over my bed and jump into it naked and threw them up in the air and scream
    *i would have to push my button on my life alert and say HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANNT GET UP! 

    You won $500 Free Chip!

    Thank you all very much for taking part. It was really fun to read your answers every morning.

    See you all in the next contest!

    Daniel
  • thank you all very much it couldn't have come at a better time. yesterday i did a very stupid thing. i had my money but to 1900 and instead of taking it out i lost it all so when i woke up this morning and saw this i couldn't believe it i promise not to be so stupid with this money and again thanks to all of friends here at LCB i love this site.

  • Congrats Mamrone, now you can jump naked with the $500 chip

  • congrats Mamrone

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