Vegas Regal Casino & LCB Funny Animal Picture Caption Contest Preise im Wert von 1.000 US-Dollar

some of these are so funny...
they will have a hard time picking.  when does this contest end?

I think he said February 13th.

debo2759 got it! Contest ends Feb. 13th.

And yes, this will be really, really hard to judge... there are so many great ones! I've been laughing so hard each time I check this thread!

1. Yea, I love myself!!
2. I can't get that hair off my tongue.
3. I swear that mouse was huge!
4. I have a hangover, blah.
5. She's my dream girl
6. I'm ready for my pedicure.
7. I am all washed up!

1. When you can take the pepple from my hand, only then shall you be ready.
2. Peaches would do ANYTHING to make sure she did not have to go back to the pound.
3. Cool it!! Someone called the fuzz.
4. To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,...
5. Something tastes funny.
6. Loogie wasn't sure if he liked his new name.
7. Shut up.

Picture 1-Pretty Please
Picture 2-na na na na
Picture 3- I never even heard of meth
Picture 4- I'm constipated
Picture5-I'll lick yours if you lick mine
Picture 6-I'm the cat version of The Unborn
Picture 7-I use to be black

1." Manicure" ?  Sure go ahead
2. I told you I would win.
3. You did'nt tell me those were "Hot Wings " .
4. I need Dr. Phil.
5. "Smile, you're on candid camera " .
6. "Lady Ga's Ga's baby " .
7. "Do not turn on the blow-dryer ".

picture 1 - aguila o sol = head or tails
picture 2 - fuchi no me gusto eso = i didnt'like it
picture 3 - oh una gatita hermosa = o thats what i want a female cat
picture 4 - saquenme de aqui = let me out of here
picture 5 - mmm,,, delicioso = i like it delicius
picture 6 - y yo quien soy? = who im'?
picture 7 - tienes un toque de marijuana? = hey you got join ( weed)

Hey posada,  It must be in English.

Thanks

blue

1. Dance Fever!
2. Do NOT touch me
3. The more to see you with..
4. I need lots of love!
5. Kibbles and Bits!
6. I just am having a lousy day...
7. This is what hell looks like!

Picture 1 - "Ugh.  Kink.  Fell asleep at the computer again.  Damn auto play, anyway."
Picture 2 - "To all you rogue sites..."
Picture 3 - "I made how many deposits last night?"
Picture 4 - "Free drinks at casinos.  Not such a great idea.  My aching head......"
Picture 5 - "I saw the word 'free"...."
Picture 6 - "Does this body make my ears look big?"
Picture 7 - "They asked for KETCHUP not catsoup!!!"

Each caption has to be different. Players can post as many times as they like, each post has to include 7 different correctly formatted captions. Each post that qualifies counts as one entry. The winner will be determined by us here at VRC and it will be based on creativity. The winners will be announced February 13th.

NO DEPOSIT is needed to participate... the contest is open to everyone who is bonus eligible at Vegas Regal Casino.

The top prize will be a $500 Free Chip but there will be plenty of other prizes... EVERYONE will win something, so you can't lose!


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#1. If ya wanted it.......then ya shoulda put a ring on it!
#2. Dang #1 I woulda put something on it!
#3. OMG! That was one BIG flea.
#4. I want some of what #3s having.
#5. You heard of Bootilicious?...well this baby is Tongualicious!
#7. Shake Shake Shake..Shake your Booty
#8. No! Please! Not the clothes drier.

1. You got to be kidding me! I went where and did what?
2. MY GOD that taste like $h*t!!
3. Good lord, my playthrough is how much?
4. Please pass the coffee..
5. Don't you wish you had one of these?
6. THE ALIANS ARE COMING!!
7. GET THAT CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE, and give me a towel.

Picture 1 - "I'd win a a jackpot for SURE on this slot machine if I could just figure out how to pull the handle to start it spinning!"
Picture 2 - "No, I said 'pull my finger' not 'squeeze my belly'!"
Picture 3 - "I've been catting around all night and now you tell me cats are going to have to start paying child support?"
Picture 4 - "All that spinning makes me dizzy."
Picture 5 - "Free chips?  Bow-WOW Baby!"
Picture 6 - "I played the tournament for 59 minutes and was number one and them my computer crashed!  Oh, the humanity!"
Picture 7 - "I thought you said it was time for BINGO."

#1. The least they coulda done was give me a fig leaf!
#2. No im not related to #5
#3. NO WAY!....Thats something no innocent cat should see thier parents do!
#4. Please Sir, May I have some more?
#5. Why would you think #2 is related, he aint got black eyes? !
#6. Oh no!! Ive got the same owners as #7!!!
#7. The things we cats do to humour humans!

1. they went that way
2. damn fly
3. yeah i see it
4. rufff
5. yeah baby, you and me
6. nice manny, huh?
7. hey, dry clean only

1. "Please Master, quit calling me Grasshopper"
2.  "Oh man, who did that? Get the air freshener. Please!"
3. " I thought I saw a pussy cat"
4. "I can't wait to ruin that nice sofa"
5. "So, do you come here often?"
6.  "You are asking me for a match? No, sorry I don't smoke"  7. "You mean  I wasn't supposed to pee in here?"

1.  "Is the sign sideways or did we roll the car again?"
2.  "You told me I'd get a free chip if I crossed my eyes and stuck out my tongue.  Joke?  Dude, not funny."
3.  "No, dude, those are REAL!"
4.  "It's not my fault.  My mom was a cat, my dad was a hamster.  Don't judge me."
5.  "OMG, man!  You're right!  Those ARE real!!!"
6.  "We have to do this HOW often?"
7.  "You missed a spot, a##hole."

picture1.has anyone seen my cane?
picture2.Is my tongue yellow?
picture3.Now that is one big dog.
picture4.has anybody seen my pillow
picture5.Look Ace Freely
picture6.you saying i look like an alien?
picture7.why does this always happen to me?

1.  hava na gila, hava na gila.......
2.  ..... can't touch this
3. When did we get paparazzi mice?
4. N-I_P_P_L_E
5. Never, Never Gonna Give You Up.........
6. Will you be my valentine?
7. I tried telling you I wasn't the mop!

Picture 1 - Aha! Gotcha!
Picture 2 - She likes me better than you!
Picture 3 - I think I saw a ghost!
Picture 4 - Woe is me!
Picture 5 - Happy, happy, joy, joy!
Picture 6 - Have you seen my teddy bear?
Picture 7 - I think I need a towel.

1. I want you to want me !!!!!!!!
2. I thought you said it was good ?
3. " Dam Light-socket "
4. I was not ready to be weened........
5. " Now thats 1 "Hot Babe "  !
6. " I'm taking over Vanna....the Wheel wants me. "
7.  " Why do children always think everything is a  "Bath-tub Toy ."

1. Peanuts insisted he had invisible string.
2. I wonder if I should tell him I just farted?
3. What? OMG mom, I am on the computer, WHAT?!
4. I left a nice big hairball on your pillow. Enjoy.
5. Why does everyone I talk to offer me a mint?
6. Have you ever seen 'Aliens'?
7. Yuk it up now, buddy. Tonight, your houseplants die. I will then proceed to destroy your toilet paper, and for good measure, leave you a nice surprise in your shoes. Oh, and by the way, I faked all my purrs.

#1.
This is how i swim when i fall into the water, o yeah baby I saw it on tv last night. Oh my god, maybe I can catch the fishes with this.

#2.
You took the words out of my mouth, leave the tounge alone, woman!!!

#3.
O yeah baby, if human can do it, why can't I? Cosmetic surgery is the best!

#4.
Darn it, you must be at least 18 to gamble!!

#5.
Sometimes it slaps in my face when I run!

#6.
It's not me that smell bad, it's your mustache right under your nose, stupid!

#7.
Hey where are you going!! come back here! it's shaking time!! you wuss!

Picture 1 - Mooohahahaaa..lots of $ is spinning my way!
Picture 2 - blaaee..75 free spinns and NOTHING!
Picture 3 - Oh my GOOOD...jackpot!
Picture 4 - I lost everything..no milk!
Picture 5 - Yeah...i got a flooow!
Picture 6 - It was a hard night at the vegas regal casino!
Picture 7 - WHAT are you looking at?!?!!

#1. Haha if only they knew, Ive already won the free chip.
#2. Oh yeah laugh, but this is what you look like when Nicolas gives you a free chip!
#3. OH YEAH BABY.....Thats what im talking about!
#4. Oh Sigh, no free chips all weekend!
#5. If only they would pull my ears forward, my tongue would disappear!
#6. Nicolas?...when is this comp over, Ive got places to go...KittyBabes to see!
#7. Oh Hello!...Do I look like im enjoying this?

Picture 1 - I lost my number, may I please have your's?
Picture 2 - This is for you........ After I win!
Picture 3 - Dont like Vegas Regal? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Picture 4 - Tylenol please, and stop yelling. Im sitting right here.
Picture 5 - A bonus round is coming, I can taste it!
Picture 6 - Please.. Not the box... Ill be a good kitty!
Picture 7 - Take me to your leader!

(1) Oh I just knew my saints would win..I love you saints.
(2) Pffftt...those lousy colts made me broke!
(3) no...No...NO! Wait YES!! The Saints Won!
(4) no...no..nooooo the saints won!
(5) YEA BABY GO SAINTS!!!
(6) I..I..cant believe it...the colts lost the superbowl.
(7) The colts lost and this is me paying off my bet.

Picture 1 - YESSSSSSSSSS, I left that just for you.
Picture 2 - NO! YOU CANT HAVE IT SO ....
Picture 3 - I just look like this, I swear I'm OK!
Picture 4 - Awe man, not another RTG. I don't wanna play there.
Picture 5 - If this thing wasn't so long... I wouldn't be as good as I am!
Picture 6 - WHAT! NO MORE KITTY LITTER! OH LORD!
Picture 7 - Just to let you know... If this was you, ide be laughing too!

PIC#I WHAT A JACKPOT!
pic#2 You did that ?
PIC# 3 I cant believe it!
Pic #4DAH HA !
Pic 5 BOW WOWWW!
PIC#6  VEGAS REGAL , I LOVE ITTTTTTTT
PIC #7 maks my hair stand straightttttt  up            ty josie46

1. if your happy and you know it clap your hands. C lap clap 
2. Concentrate  CONCENTRATE he is just trying to stop me from licking this booger off the tip of my nose.  :'(
3. as he saw his reflection he thought "YOU MEAN I AM NOT A DOG!!!!!!!!" 
4. Ok, Ok  this is my Scarry face..  Whad you think? 
5. Help.. gasp.. not tounge.. gasp.. eel!!! 
6. And I will name him George, I will hug him and kiss him and squeeze him and name him george(abomidable snowman in old bugs bunny cartoons) 
7. You just had to peek on my bath didn't you?  Now the mystery is gone!!  >:(

1. Bravo Bravo
2. Some think smells fishy in here
3. I hit the Jack pot
4. I have been a VR all night
5. Can you do it again can we
6. That dog got me
7. ya it is raining again

Picture 1--"Well, you see, it's kinda like this...."
Picture 2-- "I told you I could hit that hydrant without lifting my leg!"
Picture 3-- "I think my contacts are too big..."
Picture 4--"Mom...I didn't quite make it to the litter box..."
Picture 5--"I licked it and my tongue didn't stick!  Wait, what do you mean it doesn't count if it's not 30 degrees or below?"
Picture 6--"Adopted?  My dad was a WHAT?"
Picture 7--"I'm glad you aren't a light sleeper..."


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#1. PSST....PSST...Come closer, have a good look what a $500 free chip looks like!
#2. PFFT, I got this comp in the bag!
#3. Your gonna take my temperature with WHAT?....WHERE????
#4. Small. Cute. Fluffy...YEAH I Know you want me.
#5. Hahaha keep laughing, but im dating your Mama!
#6. Your asking me if im crossed with a kangaroo??
#7. Cant wait till they buy a new kitchen mop...!!

#1. Jeez, ya ever get an itch you can't reach!
#2. I AM NOT licking any more stamps!
#3. "I see dead people"
#4. If I hear the word CUTE one more time......
#5. Take the picture already willya... I'm startin to drool here
#6. OMG! Your bald?! I did'nt know that was a toop!
#7. I've been assaulted! I wanna press charges on that big dog in caption #5...
he licked me!!!

1) prretty pretty please!!

2) a little lower please, you almost there

3.) oh sh**, i think i got caught

4.) will somebody pick me up and love me

5.) oh my gosh, is she cute

6.) okay, so you got me..now where is my threat

7. I don't think i like you anymore

Picture 1 - Damn, what did I smoke?
Picture 2 - Who the f*ck put lemon in my drink?
Picture 3 - Auch! Wrong hole...
Picture 4 - My father is cat, my mother is a guinea pig!
Picture 5 - I`m a girls best friend!
Picture 6 - You should see me with glasses!
Picture 7 - I am not, I repeat NOT Posh Beckham!

Picture 1- I cant believe it. But yes ill take it!
Picture 2- JEALOUS? So what...
Picture 3- METHAMPHETAMINE?? NEVER! NOT ME!
Picture 4- GEEZ Its Monday again?
Picture 5- Get aload of this Gene Simmons!
Picture 6- COFFEE!! YES! ILL TAKE ANOTHER CUP!
Picture 7- You think its funny huu? What about me forgetting where the cat box is? Would that be funny? HUU?

#1. Oh looky what I got Mum.... big black and hairy!
#2. Yuck, cat food dont taste like dog food!
#3. DANG!.. Your standing on my tail!!
#4. Wheres the Dam coffee at????
#5. yea yea I know, I got a big tongue right?
#6. Dont look to close, you will see my zip
#7. Life in the alley was easier than this!

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(1) Mommy can i have another nipple please
(2) two many envelopes
(3) Damn i have to cut back on the catnip
(4) can't believe i ate the whole thing
(5) Damn she was good,can i have seconds
(6) they said i couldn't loose
(7) i have too stop sleeping in the laundry basket

picture 1-- "I think it's dead....it's not moving...and I don't hear anything...."
picture 2-- "It's kinda like the dog version of the pull-my-finger trick--push my belly and I make fart noises."
picture 3-- "That's the last damn time I go to Joan Rivers' surgeon."
picture 4-  "Ugh.  What a workout."
picture 5-- "If you pull my ears forward my tongue will go back in..."
picture 6-- "Hello!  My human is showing...Towel, please!"
picture 7-- "Probably shouldn't have tortured me with a bath in your kitchen sink...note the yellow water..."

(I HOPE I WIN) CROSSES FINGERS!!!!

-fryeedaddy

1. "Ohhhhhhhh....just one more day"
2. "This is what I'm gonna do if I win the $500 chip and you don't"
3. "Holy crap! Did you say only 1 more day left?"
4. "Well I'm stickin to the pathetic plea. Maybe Nic will feel bad for me"
5. "OH BOY,OH BOY, ONE MORE DAY- I'M SO EXCITED!!!"
6. "I never win the big prize-maybe I'm just funny looking"
7. "If I don't get that $500 chip after I let Nic gimme a bath, I'm gonna spray on his clothes!"

1-MARVELOUS !
2-one two three..COUGH
3-was that tuna of the sea, that i saw or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
4.You are g-e-t-t-i-n-g  sleepy..
5-you gotta slap it. LICK it. rub it down. (rubber bone rules)
6-whatcha see is whatcha get...mew
7-Next time, That tidy bowl man is mine

#1. Come on Nicolas, gimmee gimmee... got my hands out ready for the free chip!!
#2. Come on let me go, that poodle wants a me!
#3. Cocaine???....what cocaine ya on about...gulp!
#4. I need to get a life!
#5. Oh I see so its not my personality you like, its my tongue!
#6. Geeez #5 get over yaself...of course its ya tongue, ya got no personality.
#7. Note to ones self, find new owners!!

Picture 1- Clap on....Clap off....LOL I love this Clapper thingy
Picture 2- Fancy Feast? YUCK! Those cats are some sick puppies!
Picture 3- WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Picture 4- Wow dude- this is some killer cat nip
Picture 5- Check out that cocker spaniel!
Picture 6- Well- my mommy says I'm very handsome!
Picture 7- I swear they will pay for this! Even if it takes my whole 9 lives!

1." I know who the winner is, na na na na "
2. " I thought you said this was  good "
3. " Wow Dad, I never knew you looked like that "
4. " You're not pur-fect either. "
5. "I had my Altoid baby "
6. I won the "Nancy Grace Look alike contest "
7. I was chasing that moving tub "

#1. Scuse me Nicolas....Ahem Nicolas, dont ya think ya should tell everyone now....that there is NO  free chip?
#2. Shoosh #1, you wanna cause a riot??
#3. Now im getting real MADDDD!
#4. You mean ive been feeling like this, all this time and theres no free chip? Sigh!
#5. I Swear #1 im gonna lick you silly when this comp is finished.
#6. What you all worried about, ummmm hate to tell ya this but we aint human and cant play @ VRC
#7. All the free chips in the world aint gonna make me forgive the humans who used me as a dishcloth!

Picture #1-- "Maaaaa!  Tiger was playing with the super glue again!!!"
Picture #2-- "C'Mon!  Pierce it already!"
Picture #3-- "MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS HERE??!!!!"
Picture #4-- "I don't know why they named me 'Eeyore'"
Picture #5-- "You know what they say about the size of a man's tongue..."
Picture #6-- "Beam him up, Scottie."
Picture #7-- "I have the memory of an elephant and 9 lives...do you REALLY want to do this to me again?"

Picture 1 - Let’s get retarded ha!
Picture 2 - I see trouble on the horizon
Picture 3 - Lie down with dogs  wake up with fleas
Picture 4 - We better find a bathroom soon, because I'm crowning
Picture 5 -What's up doc!
Picture 6 -If you don't have anything nice to say, sit next to me
Picture 7 - Out of my way dude