For God's sake she is a lab not a doberman, german shepard or a pitbull.
Tonite I got a wild hair up my butt and decided to make a homemade philly cheese steak instead of going to Penn Station for 1. This sounds innocent enough, yea right. So I decide to head 3 minutes to the grocery store. For quick runs to the grocery store I usually leave Lottie Lab at home. Being lazy I decided to leave thru the front door instead of the garage. I open the screen door to leave and Lottie Lab decides to run me over and head for the car. She waited at the car's back door for me to open it for her. I found out she doesnt understand 4 letter words. We arrive at the grocery store and I parked in the 1st isle next to a place where people put their carts when done. Since this was to be only a 2 minute trip into the grocery store and once again being lazy I left the back window 3/4 open instead of half open. Of course I couldnt find the steakums which was to be my meat filling. I finally leave the grocery store after being in there 10 minutes. I walk towards my car with my head down. I get near the car and looked up to find 2 police officers standing behind my car and off to the side. I mummbled out loud f*** a duck. As I got to my trunk 1 of the officers came up to me and said I guess thats your dog. I said she is a lab what did she do? As previously stated my Lottie Lab is a racist. She goes crazy with black people. The officer proceeds to tell me a black grocery store worker was going to get the carts out of the stall when my lab went nuts and tried to take his arm off. At this time Lottie Lab was sitting in the back seat acting like an angel. I apologoized to the officer. I told him I rescued her from a shelter 4 months ago and I found out she was racist. I continued telling him I am working with her on her weird quirks. Ok, I admit that was a lie I am 2 lazy to do this. Being a very sarcastic person but doing it in an innocent way I told him Lottie Lab needed to be taught a lesson and she should be put in the city jail for a few days. Amazingly he didnt find that funny. As it turns out he went up to the window after the grocery worker left and Lottie lab went crazy on him. Just 10 days ago when I had to have ems and police show up because my dad fell Lottie Lab was great with them. She is just very protective of her living area and the car when shes in it. I received a written warning which I couldnt believe it when he told me it would show up on my record. Now I have 3 things on my record and 2 are from labs, 1 in 1993 because of my yellow lab named Gunny and now Lottie Lab. Just another normal nite at the gunnylab zoo.
Es dauerte nur vier Monate, bis Ms. Lottie Lab mir Ärger mit der Polizei einbrachte
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